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Define Noodled Meaning

Noodled
A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
By Nydia
Noodled
To get brain shot out of head.

Gettin yo wig split open.

"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!

Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?

On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!
By Bendite
Noodled
1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
By Kippie
Noodled
really stoned

We got so noodled last night!
By Dorian
Noodled
a term for when a girl gets fingered.

dude, i totally noodled that girl last night!
By Sioux
Noodled
To own someone at Call Of Duty.

Oh! Did you just see that quick scope? That noob got noodled!!!!
By Gisele
Noodling, To Noodle
verb, "to noodle" - means to mull over, think about, contemplate, ponder, puzzle over or brain-storm.

1) "Jack, do we have a way to make gold from salt-water, yet?" "I don't think so, Bob. Let me noodle that one for a bit. I'll get back to you!"

2) Christy was struggling with her Powerpoint presentation, so she decided to take a break and noodle it.

3) The physics students were always noodling over one or another silly idea.
By Ardelia
Noodling
A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
By Laurianne
Noodlely
To feel unbelievable like a noodle. similar to jell-o but it is better because getting noodled up lets you relax

I just hit the bong and I feel noodlely
By Vernice
The Noodle
A popular dance among the inebriated in which the upper body gyrates limply giving the effect of a human noodle.

After passing his number to the bartender on a reciept Joe proceeded to the dance floor where he performed The Noodle mating call.

I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.
By Daloris