Define Alf Meaning

Alf
Animal Liberation Front.

Facts: Members have claimed that they would just as soon save a dog rather than a human baby if they were more "emotionally" attached to it and that no ethical or moral principles would have any validity in the situation or its outcome.

Would rather see every single human being die form disease than so much as a single dog killed for biomedical research.

Claim that computer science alone can lead to human development of vaccination technologies, while no existing evidence supports this claim.

Claim that no testing on animals could ever yield useful results to humans, and in doing so ignore the past one hundred years of medicinal development.

Claim that humans are inherently "moral" animals and have an "ethical" duty to consider the "rights" of animals. Naive at best, they ignore that the concepts of "morality," "ethics," and "rights" are merely inventions of the human mind and do not exist beyond the man-made implications of actions of human beings that only other humans "perceive."

"Right" and "wrong" are psychological fabrications of the human brain and are in no way bound in the world of natural law. "Morality" only exists as far as there is a will of human beings to act upon it. The idea that humans "must" abide by a moral principle that ensures the "rights" of animals is as much a falsehood as the idea that whites are superior to blacks.

A "morality" that says that animal experimentation and consumption is "justifiable" is no more or less a creation of the human mind than any "morality" that says that such activities and "wrong." As sure as the concept of "language" itself, these are ideas that we create in our animal brains whose only "inherent" properties are that fact that they are absolutely meaningless outside of human perception.

Medical testing on animals has given us approximately 90% of current vaccinations used today.

Any of ALF's ideological subscribers that believe in animal "rights" should by their own definition never, ever seek out influenza or pneumonia vaccines or ever use diabetes medicines - which, curiously, the vice president of PETA does.

"Ethics" and "morality" only exist because the past ten thousand years of evolution have given humanity the ability to invent psychological concepts and apply them to the world around them. If the human physiology lead to a brain that was less "intelligent" than it currently is, then no such arguments of "right" or "wrong" would even exist.

Just so as "morality" and "ethics" and mere human inventions, so are the notions of "freedom," "prejudice," "bias," "racism," "sexism," and "equality."

Animals do not have inherent natural "rights" because nothing does - the idea of "rights" is a human psychological device that exists solely inside of the realm of human perception and action, nothing else.

Again, take a few thousand years of evolution away from the human anatomy, and none of these notions would ever have come to exist - and yes, we'd still be eating animals and wearing their furs.
By Janaye
Alf
asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.

1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"
By Jeri
Alf
Bunch of animal rights facists who do their best to alienate any possible support by being generally horrible to people.

animal liberation fron member: FUCKING STUDENTS, STOP KILLING THE PUPPIES, THEY HAVE SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES
student: i've got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, fuck off
alf member: (reaching for the nurofen): FUCK YOU, I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN AVENGANCE
student: you don't even know...
afl member: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LEARN SO YOU WANT TO KILL CUTE ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SAW IT ON A LEAFLET WITH A CUTE PUPPY...etc

i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with ALF. now, whilst i really can't say i'm for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don't give a shit.
By Cary
Alf
What a beautiful set of of letters - a lifetime friendship

I met many people forty years ago and we still keep in touch. We have alf
By Suzie
Alf
a person of cuban descent who enjoys his herbs. An enemy of o'really oreilly

alf: uhh mrs. o'rielly can i sift now.
oreally oreielly: no blake now sit down and stop making penis pancakes.
Alf: can i go get the herbs in the backyard
oreally orielly: whipe that stupid smurk off ur face and stop getting mad cuz u suck at towel basketball.
By Natty
Alf
one who walks up to tiny female beings, lifts his arm and sprays rotten skunk crotch odor at their face.

you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to scrog me.
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!
By Sonni
Alf
people who have lost there humanity.

Joseph Stallin, Adolf Hitler, any body else who beleives it is okay to put human life at risk due to an ideal or goal.
By Ashley
Alfs
Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.
By Timmy
Alf
Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.

Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!
By Odette
Alf
If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.

Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
By Patrice