Define Pneumonia Meaning

Pneumonia
it’s a lung infection and it fucking SUCKS

“i have pneumonia”
By Bride
Pneumonia
The hottest new diet out there! Try it!

Jen got pneumonia for the summer, she is so hot!
By Arly
Pneumonia
Lung inflammation caused by bacterial or viral infection, in which the air sacs fill with pus and may become solid. Inflammation may affect both lungs, one lung, or only certain lobes.

Pneumonia is a curable bacterial disease in which changes your air sacs to normal air sacs into fluid-filled air sacs in which you won't be able to breath as good as you can without Pneumonia.

Signs and symptoms of pneumonia may include:

Chest pain when you breathe or cough.

Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)

Cough, which may produce phlegm.

Fatigue.

Fever, sweating and shaking chills.

Ways you can get pneumonia include:

Bacteria and viruses living in your nose, sinuses, or mouth may spread to your lungs.

You may breathe some of these germs directly into your lungs.

You breathe in (inhale) food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth into your lungs

"Pneumonia", the doctor said, confirming Alex's fears. I've seen you knocked to your knees with pneumonia, grief and a sick husband, but you always come right back up fighting. He says he thinks he has a cold, but the doctor told me he could get pneumonia real easy.
By Stacy
Pneumonia
Pneumonia is a disease in which your lungs fill with water, or jizz. Symptoms include desire to sunbathe on rear patio with a hat on.

By Ertha
Pneumonia
Pneumonia is a disease in which your lungs fill with water, or jizz. Symptoms include desire to sunbathe on rear patio with a hat on.

By Lettie
Pneumonia Hole

By Wilona
Pto Pneumonia
Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)

They have been out sick for a while. Oh yeah, they have PTO Pneumonia.
By Renee
Anal Pneumonia
A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia

I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia
By Coraline
Walking Pneumonia
The most annoying illness in the world. Includes coughing really loudly and soar throat, but you can still walk.

They sound like they have walking pneumonia!
By Midge
Butt Pneumonia
What you catch when you're in a hurry to go out so you put on pants that haven't finished drying, leaving your rear cold and wet.

a.k.a. assfreeze

Shit, I think I'm coming down with a case of butt pneumonia
By Dalila