Define In The Shower Meaning

In The Shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

By Dulcea

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

By Vita

Shower

1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.

While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.

By Isa

...shower...

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.

ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.

By Dre

Showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

By Clarabelle

Shower

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on

By Cathrin

Shower

A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.

Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan

By Salaidh

Showered

The one adjective that can never apply to a discord mod.

Discord mods have never showered in their lives and they smell bad as a result.

By Tawnya

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

By Melesa

Shower

An excuse to cover up masturbation

MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!

By Vitia