anyone: "you're the one!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "youre the one!"
keanu: "what?
why am i here?"
anyone: "cause you're the one!"
keanu: "you havent answered my question"
anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "
goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"