He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonouscon-man become president instead.
By Marji
Comey
Verb. As in to 'Comey' something.
Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.
When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.
Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions
Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey
The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.
The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.