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Define Conjecture Meaning

Conjecture
A statement, opinion, or conclusion based on guesswork...

Who uses this word anyways? I conjecture that no one does.
By Verla
Json-conjecture
A json-conjecture hypothesizes that proving the number of platonic forms to be infinity^infinity in number proves that math is real.

An injecture is the surface-area of the Vikaasian limit.

The json-conjecture is an injecture.

Proving the number of platonic limits to be uncountable would prove math is real.
By Marcelle
Scibor's Conjecture
The notion hat if you have an original philosophical thought, there is a 90% chance some philosopher some number of centuries ago already coined that thought with his own name.

Matt: Yo dawg, you believe in God?
Dan: Nah bro, but I go to Church anyway just in case because then I go to heaven. I call it Dan's Clever Solution.
Matt: Bro that's Pascal's Wager right there tho dawg.
Dan: Shit, Scibor's Conjecture in action.
By Sarene
Trumpian Conjecture
1. An attempt to achieve a self-serving goal or objective by presenting an opinion or supposition about (something) on the basis of illogical and/or incomplete information.
2. Bullshit in disguise.

It is Trumpian Conjecture to state that a COVID-19 epidemic will only last three weeks.
By Merline
Lalani-Frank Conjecture
The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
By Eddi
Json Conjecture
A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
By Codi
Json-conjecture
A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
By Cordelie
The Los Santos Conjectures
Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).

Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
By Tamera