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Define Self-serving Meaning

Self-serving
to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.
By Miranda
Self-serving
Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.
By Lisette
Self-serving
n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.
By Yasmin
Self Serve
When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."
By Charil
Self Serve
A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"
By Anna-Diane
Self Serve
The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret

guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better
By Marnia
Self Serve
Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away

Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode
By Henka
Self-serving Friend
An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
By Wanda
Self Serve Blumpkin
Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
By Sharona
Self Serve Smoothie
When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie
By Deidre