Define A Blumpkin Meaning

A Blumpkin
To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
By Ali
Blumpkinitis
facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
By Kirsti
Blumpkin
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
By Gillie
Blumpkinator
The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
By Celene
Blumpkin
When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
By Papagena
Blumpkining
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
By Donni
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
By Jeannie
Blumpkinator
A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
By Zsazsa
Blumpkin
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
By Mignonne
Blumpkin, The
Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.
By Aridatha