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Blumpkinator
A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
By Denyse
Blumpkinator
While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.

I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.
By Leola
Blumpkinator
One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.

As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.
By Karilynn
Blumpkin
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
By Madelle
Blumpkinitis
facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
By Giselle
Blumpkinator
The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
By Monica
Blumpkin
When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
By Madella
Blumpkining
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
By Briny
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
By Sibley
A Blumpkin
To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
By Enrica