Define Constitution Meaning

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Something made irrelavent by Bush

"obey"
1. an antique document. out of date in the u.s.a.

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

A magical document that always agrees with you.

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.