A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.
There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.
Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.
'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'
