mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e
cheezme: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna
put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me:
ok lol