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Crash Dummy
any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.

person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"

person 2 "where its at"

person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"

person 2 "aight i got it"

person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"

person 1 "you know i got this"
By Carlee
Crash Dummy
A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.

"He agreed when JoJo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? What a crash dummy!"
By Camila
Crash Dummy
someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.

someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.

Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?

Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.

Bro 1: What did I run into?

Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.
By Anne-Marie
CRASH DUMMY
Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.
By Mara
Crash Dummy
A person who puts there self up to fail

Ryan:wassup

Mia:hey

Mia:are you apart of "the boys"
Ryan: yessir

Mia: that's crash dummy shit
By Stacie
Crash-dummy
Crash-dummy- a term that can be associated with your typical morons, idiots,
'Douchbags' and 'chops'.

This term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.

This word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy's face
It would be theirs!!!

Sarcastic use : " ma'am , ma'am what's shakespeare's surname?"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"

Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"

Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"
By Theresita
Crash Test Dummy
Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.
By Cynthie
Crash Test Dummy
Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.

Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.
By Dorolice
Crash Test Dummies
Nineties folk rock at its finest. Sample hits include "Swimming in your Ocean" and "Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm".

Mitch Dorge is also an awesome drummer. Oh and they're Canadian. Rock on.

Crash Test Dummies rule.
By Adria
Crash Test Dummy
An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.

"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
By Anet