a loser
a herb
someone who bowls twenty fo' seven
a fat kid
smelly kid who poops himself in lab
a man with titties that juggle eat time he takes a step
a boy who chews in mrs. czulaks nipples for fun, then sucks her cock.
crawdad!!!
yo check out crawdad.
crawdad is such dweeb crawdad cant get no pu tang if his ghetto ass life depended on it
By Helen-Elizabeth
Crawdadding
to move backwards away from a perceived threat, as a crawdad does. When a crawdad is escaping, it moves quickly backward, despite any obstacles it may have to knock down or go around in its path. It also raises its pincers to pinch and defend itself against its attacker. Usually, crawdadding ends when the crawdad reaches its hole. The crawdad will then hide in its hole until it feels safe to come out again.
The White House Press Secretary is an expert at crawdadding when the First Family embarrasses itself or puts itself in an awkward position.
By Katlin
Crawdadding
The act of consuming a large amount of crawfish, usually 10 or more pounds, then going down on a girl, resulting in an intense burning sensation comparable to that of using Trojan Fire & Ice.
"Damn, look at that crawdad".
"I wish i was that good like crawdad".
"I wanna pretend to be friends with that crawdad".
By Dodie
Crawdad
Male who wears white oakleys, boots, and will fuck anyone. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or railing girls in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a fuckboy.
While squatting on your woman's face, her licking your balls, masturbate and cum on her chest. while she's licking, she can enjoy the fresh smell of your ass. Also, to make it a full Alabama Crawdaddy, fart and shit as much as possible.
My woman loves the smell of my ass, so i gave her the Alabama Crawdad. The only problem is I made it the full Crawdaddy.
By Hannah
Crawdad Gumba
Crawdad gumba is not man nor thing but a being from beyond known to be an apparition or spirit that dewls within all of us that causes the hunger some of us can control it but others give in to the hunger feeding crawdad gumba providing energy until the strong enough to devour the host