A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his
poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at
Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the
Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man
"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"
"Probably hitting up his
poon palace with some
Slam-A-licious babes"
"Trusay
Dr. Butt Pirate"