"
Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the
crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in
carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining
the bachelor's housewares.
Daniel used his new "crockery" to
entice his female
companion into allowing him to apply a "
warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.