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The Croft
When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!

dude i juss got the croft last night..
By Elicia
Croft
To CROFT (verb)
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.

She can croft with the best of them and last night drank 1/5th her bodyweight before falling over.

Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
By Flss
Croft
A person who is dictating, stubborn, and unwilling. They usually take the role of commanders or maybe even teachers. Don't get along with anybody.

You're being such a Croft!
By Mina
Croft
A now seldom used Mancunian colloquialism for an area of derelict ground.

As children growing up in 1970's inner city Manchester, we would spend many hours playing on nearby crofts - usually old pe-existing bombsites from WW2, or rubble strewn areas left over from the slum clearances of the 50's and 60's.

"C'mon Tommy, we're going to build a new den on the croft, cos them Rusholme lads have ragged the old one!"
By Bell
Crofting
v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.
By Celine
Croft
A poor attempt at "fixing" or upgrading an airsoft gun. Factors include poor workmanship, unsuited materials, assumed skill, & lack of tool control. Work & new parts may not as stated.

"Be careful, you might croft it"

"I may have to break out the dremel & do some crofting."

"His gun was totally crofted, wires hangin out!"
By Rayna
Crofts
A nickname for a gangster, normally one that originates from America in the LA streets. Often affiliated with the Bloods or Crips.

Yo, is that Crofts?
Yeah man, that’s the Blood leader! He’s non binary.
By Daisy
Crofting
To play Tomb Raider.
To croft.

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.
By Mina
Croft
See James Croft

ez croft
By Winni
Lara Croft
The greatest female action hero of all time. very smart, athletic. Rich with 3 mansions. has a funny attitude, does everything. very popular. 9 video games, 2 movies. brown hair, big boobs....

QUOTES:

Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.

Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.

Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.

Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!

Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?

Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.

Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.

Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
By Myrle