Define Cunt Burglar Meaning

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

The theft of a poor womans 'cunt' can be rather painful but most often very pleasurable. In the words of Steve 'Its not rape its just surprise sex'

A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.

A male that sleeps with a women after snatching her from a social situation to her own bedroom... the male proceeds to leave the females humble abode for a victory escape home while she remains in a sexually satisfied sleep.

Rules:
1. The male has had to perform cunnilingus for more then ten minutes with the female.
2. The male has had to have sex with the female after cunnilingus and completely satisfied her sexual need for the evening.

If you ______ then you are not a cunt burglar.
1. are a female
2. are a pre-mature ejaculator
3. wake up the female while trying to leave
4. exchange phone numbers (at any given time)
5. repeat desired victim(s)

One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid

someone who gains unauthorized access to a womans vagina with intent to rape her.

A male who grabs a female by their pussy without their consent and starts to finger them, and then proceeds to have sex.