Define Curd Meaning

Curd
A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.
By Jeanna
Curd
Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...
By Charis
Curd
an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.
By Babita
Curding
When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding
By Sheilah
Curds

By Beth
Curd

By Anica
Curding
Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.
By Daron
Curd
An extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word.

Should be deleted from the english language.

Offensive to some.

Todd: I'm having curds tonight for dinner!!

Sean: We aren't friends anymore.
By Bernelle
Curded

You curded all over my bathroom !?
By Jewel
Curd
Semen that has dried around the urethra.

Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.
By Carla