1. Person: (petting a
cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner:
Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.
2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have
Cute Puppy Syndrome