the largest threat to our
national security.
they form gangs,
traffick drugs, are known to have links to certain terrorist organizations (cough cough
al quaeda), and kill our women and children.
head of fbi: (after listening to primus song)
les claypool is so right, we must do something about all these puppies, there starting to get out of hand.
unimportant fbi official: yes just the other day one of these "puppies"
forced entry into my house and stole among other things,
doggie treats, a leash, and a collar with diamonds around the 24 carrot gold name tag.
head of fbi: oh my god, this is much worse than i thought.