Define Hander Meaning

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Masturbating without using your hands.

When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)

Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"

The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.

-Males only.

Someone who is always grabbing down there. These people are usually guys who just want to hide away and masturbate to gay porn.

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.