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Define My Van Meaning

Come In My Van
I have candy.

i have a lot of candy

COmE iN my VaN
By Keslie
Wanna Hop In My White Van?
It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?
By Lulita
My Van
The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”
By Marthe
Mouse In My Van
When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
By Bernette
Get Into My Van
The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.
By Sarah