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Define Dark-side Meaning

Dark Side
An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)

Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.

Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.

Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
By Mair
The Dark Side
liars about having cookies

evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"

***
some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"
By Rasla
Dark Side
See Republicans.

- Hey what did you vote?
- Democrats, duh.
- Dude, cross over to the dark side. We've got cookies.
By Kym
Dark Siding
Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.
By Adelaide
Dark Sided
Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil

Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.
By Harley
Dark Side
The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.

James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.
By Shirline
Dark Side
The evil, corruptive Side of the Force in Star Wars.
Generaly very tempting and it's easy to fall for it when a Jedi can't control his feelings.

Come to the Dark Side! We have Cookies!!

Yoda "Dark the other side is"
Obi Wan "STFU and eat your Toast, Toad!"
By Alethea
The Dark Side
The evil side of the Force in the Star Wars Saga.

Anakin Skywalker is such a fag for goin to the dark side.
By Dorie
The Dark Side
The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.
By Kimbra
The Dark Side
The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.

I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.
By Caryl