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Define Jedi Meaning

Jedi
The most persuasive people in the entire galaxy. Even their lies are persuasive. They train at McDonalds.

Exe 1
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (waves his hand) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.

Exe 2
Guy: I'd like a big mac, please.
Cashier(The jedi's secret identity):Buy a drink and fries
Guy: Yeah. A drink & fries.

Most jedis eventually becomes politicians, CEOs, marketers, lawyers & PR consultants.
By Emalia
Jedi
A portly 30-something man who, after becoming unemployed, has decided to stay home and work odd part-time jobs from home. He rarely leaves the house, unless he is taken somewhere by his wife or new mommy. When accosted by friends concerning his demise, he doesn't care, because it is insanely obvious that he is supremely aware of how his actions will ultimately affect him and those around him.

"Tim needs to get off his ass and find a job."

"No, shut up, he's a jedi."
By Meris
Jedi
1. The singular term denoting a member of the Jedi, which is a fictional order of warrior priests that is depicted in the Star Wars media franchise.

2. A person who is either highly skilled at some task, or who is an extraordinary practitioner of some occupation. The word 'jedi', when used for that purpose, is usually preceded by the word that denotes that particular task, and followed by the word that denotes that particular occupation (e.g. barbecue jedi, jedi mechanic).

Yoda, the Jedi master, emphasized to his students that a jedi's power flows from the Force.

Did you see that awesomely rad Power Point presentation that Schuyler made? I swear, he's like a Power Point jedi.

Well, the toilet is finally fixed, thanks to my brother, the jedi plumber.
By Brunhilda
Jedi
jedi are at the top of the fighter hierarchy.

they beat pirates (only by a little) and ninja (by a whole lot)

the hierarchy is as follows:
JEDI
PIRATES

NINJA
WORMS

dude, that jedi just saved that pirate from that disgusting ninja
By Danette
Jedi
Of or pertaining to something "cool". Can be used in replacement of fly, da bomb, slick, or hella goddamn badass. Since all of those terms suck ass, jedi is used.

Look at that new car, it's jedi!
By Fionnula
Jedi
adj. meaning an impressive acrobatic skill.

-Did you see that guy do a backflip?
-Yah it was so jedi!
By Donna
Jedi
A description of a cool event, such as one that shows mad skillz.

Damn. That flip was Jedi.
By Lanni
Jedi
1. A group, or "order" of individuals who can read minds, float things yadda yadda. who every one with not much of a life wishes they where.

2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.

1.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)

2.
Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?
By Marcela
Jedi
A loser who can't hold a match to a Sith Lord! Usualy ranting on about proffecies and what not.

Anakin was a Jedi before he woke up and smelled the bacon and became a Sith.
By Carolan
Jedi
1. One who is unskilled in PvP on the MMO star wars galaxies, and needs a glowstick to feel uber and powerful. They still are often owned even with 1.5x the skills of a normal player.
rawr.

All the rebels have jedi's but they still suck.
By Carlotta