Define Davit Meaning

A guy with a massive horse-cock

Daisy: how was it last night
Tiffany: well he has a Davit’s cock for sure
By Susette
asian way of saying, "David". Davits tend to be dead sexy.

Also a small crane that raises and lowers small boats. Those, however, are not sexy. A davit is not sexy. A Davit is. Notice the capitalization.

asian lady1: Ohh, you know Davit?
asian lady2: Ahh, he gudt looking boy.
By Faustine
Someone who's considered soft or a 'softie'. A davit is often inter changeable with the word softie. A davit would have a distinct lack of toughness about them.

''Is that a davit over there?'' 'obviously ya muppet, look how soft that fella is'
By Clea
An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."
By Brina
Davidic Davititis
A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)

Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.
By Martina
Mrtka Davit
Prostě a jednoduše mrtka davit

*someone joins a call on discord* oh lol its Mrtka Davit
By Harmonia