Define Dead-fish Meaning

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object

When you are going down on a girl and she has no emotions and her face looks like a dead fish and is dissatisfied.

A limp, lifeless handshake.

a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.

expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.

It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

When going in for a highfive, you turn your hand and hit the other persons hand with the back of your hand.

a person when making out will just lie there straight as a board and have the monkey look on face when trying to make out, there is no contact, no feeling of others ass or fondaling of the nuts, nothing stiff as a board and stays there the whole time.