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Dead Fish
A limp, lifeless handshake.

People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.
By Agnola
Dead Fish
(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
By Clara
Dead Fish
a person when making out will just lie there straight as a board and have the monkey look on face when trying to make out, there is no contact, no feeling of others ass or fondaling of the nuts, nothing stiff as a board and stays there the whole time.

heather connors
By Gale
Dead Fish
the act of going in to give somebody a hi-five, but instead you you make your hand go limp and yell out "Dead Fish!"
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.

Amy: Hey Quinn.. Hi-five?
*puts hand in the air*

Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*

Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"
By Edna
Dead Fish
a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!

My manager gave me "dead fish" when I came to work today!
By Odele
Dead Fish
Derived from the obvious lack of enthusiasm and energy of a dead fish caught out of water, being or feeling like a dead fish simply means that you just want to crash in bed and hibernate until you regain your energy and are capable of performing basic functions. Until then, you are a dead fish.

-Want to do something tonight?
-I can't; I'm a dead fish. Was up all night yesterday.
By Dari
Dead Fish
verb-meaning to have intercourse with a person whom has lost all bodily control and conciousness, laying like a dead fish.

When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional dead fish at frat parties, thanks to our good friend ruffies.
By Eba
Dead Fish
A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.

Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
By Mandy
Dead Fish
Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!
By Joby
Dead Fishing
to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object

Dude I was over Mark's last night and he was asleep so I turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in. It was like flop flop flop/
By Rose