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December 9
december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9
By Hettie
December 9
a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday
By Carolyne
December 9
national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!
By Drusilla
December 9
Ask your crush out day!

O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!
By Charmane
December 9
national ask your crush out day

Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9

Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also
By Bree
December 9
be sad lonely and single day

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK
By Lacee
December 9
The day satan(mallorie) was born with jayma by their side cheering them on,, best day EVER
Watch your back we're coming🥴

December 9th should be celebrated
By Jyoti
December 9
literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius

kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”
By Elizabeth
December 9
Ask out your crush day

Her: will you go out with me

Him: yes

December 9th
By Leilah
December 9
National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”
By Jolene