Define Defence Meaning

Defence is NOT a misspelling. It's the British way of spelling defense.

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When someone is choking and stabbing you, your school will charge you just for fighting back.

Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

The act of recreating walls immediately after they are destroyed in the Warcraft III custom map: Farmer's Revolt, in order to prevent the hunter from getting to you and slaughtering you.

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'