What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are
suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to
strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of
common sense.
Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(
Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being
a derp, wipe
your tears, and grow up.
