At night when all the world is sleeping, fairies and pizies come out to play (seethumbalina); they can't use toilets.. because I mean, who has out door toilets small enough for a fairie to use?.. anyways, they miniture peterpan lovers take a leak on your lawn. Then you go outside and walk on it, you sick fuck!
1. "Hey look at that dew on Dude Nasty's face! I wonder what he was doin` last night."
2. "I bought these pants from a second hand store and they already had dew marks on them!"
