Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.
-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"
"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."
Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!
This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.
When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.
*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
By Corina
Dicktator
controlling jerk, usually is abusive, as well, but not always. also thinks he can control everyone in sight. stereotypical Evil Ex. A dickhead, basically.
girl: owwwwww! my boyfriend hit me again!
friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!