Define Dissorder Meaning

The Aj Hannan Dissorder
Cases are rare, symptons are the following:
1: You have a microscopic penis.
2: You think everybody loves you when no one actualy does.
3: Your a complete douchebag to everyone and expect them to still be your friend.
4: You over react to the smallest things.
5: You think your the best person at everything.

Bob: I think you have The aj hannan dissorder.
Tom: NO I FUCKING DONT GOD YOUR SUCH AN ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR MOM HAS A DICK!!!!!!
*Next day*
Tom: Hey wanna come over?
Bob: ....
By Oona
Shoe Addiction Dissorder
Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali
By Binny
Pussy Ass Bitch Dissorder
Someone who talks shit and Touched your girlfriend then you beat him up and make them your bitch and show that there a pussy the girlfriend gets broke up with because she lets him and the girl says the pussy ass bitch is her best friend

The pussy ass bitch is afraid of the boyfriend and the now ex girlfriend is ok with him toching her sexually and the pussy ass bitch is protected by the ex girlfriend because he has pussy ass bitch dissorder the ex if you can't tell is a hoe and the guy protected by her is a pussy ass bitch
By Joby
Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Dissorder
also known as OCGDD,
people who are obsessed with green day, who cant go one day without visiting GDA (greendayauthority.com), and are sick of people who think american idiot is the only green day cd ever made.
when inflicted with this awesome disease, you know all there is to know about green day and sweet children, from every song lyric, to having every poster,to getting angry with others that only listen to them because they think billie is hot, and dont know the meanings behind any song.

Me: im a proud carrier of OCGDD
YOu: omgzzz whats that?
Me: obsessive compulsive green day dissorder
you: omg i love Greenday! i went to the doctor yesterday...and they looked in my ears and diagnosed me with that!
Me: ?? wtf?
By Anna-Diana
Dissorder
Condition resulting from a combination of low self esteem and hostility which causes a person to disrespect almost everyone else.

That guy is always criticizing and disrespecting everyone. He obviously has a dissorder,
By Glen