Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash siliconegold digger.
Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesquegodess Miss Catherine D'Lish.
By Alethea
Dita Von Teese
Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.
While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.
Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.
By Fallon
Dita Von Teese
Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.
