Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but
my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me
doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a
foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
