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Define Donkey Kong Meaning

Donkey Kong
to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
By Rosalie
Donkey Kong
To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.

When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
By Morna
Donkey Kong
a exotic dancer which resembles an ape like species. Aka a sleezy beezy.
Commonly seen in Geoffreys' house. (He likes ugly people)

"Geoffrey, stop doing donkey kong, Take out the trash and eat your paste!"

"The stripper pole says 'no donkey kongs allowed'"
By Terrye
Donkey Kong
Australian term for deridable nonsense - used sardonically or in fun

What a load of donkey kong.
By Alana
Donkey Kong
a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.

Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!
By Debi
Donkey Kong
Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."

Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
By Damaris
Donkey Kong
The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.

"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."
By Crysta
Donkey Konged
To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
By Camile
Donkey Konging
Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
By Clara
Donkey Kong
An affirmative response to a plan of action, or a challenge/bet, short for "It's on like Donkey Kong."

Person 1: "Do you want to go for a pint?"
Person 2: "Sure. Aikmans, 8 o'clock?"
Person 1: "Donkey Kong."
By Desirae