Define Kongs Meaning

Konged

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged
By Joelie
Konging

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.
By Roxi
Kong
Latin - bucatat yukfa

1. n. - A harry ape-like person

2. v. konging, konged - Performing or having performed a one night stand.

3. n. - Another name for a penis (usually very large)

4. n. - An extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. Harry, bumpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. Usually found growing on tropical islands. A good source of natural steroids.

1.> person - "That dude is the king of kongs!"

2.> (A) lady - "That asshole is konging every woman he can."
(B) lady - "Damn girl! You got konged!"

3.> lady - "He had a kong! It was amazing!"

4.> The stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.
By Brunhilde
Kong
A movement in the art of Parkour designed to clear an obstacle using the hands. Execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. You should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. When clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. If performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.

"I just did a speed vault over that wall there."
"Really? I would have used a kong."
By Guillemette
Kong
a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.
By Elbertine
Kong

He be too kong
By Casey
Kong
1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

By Chickie
Kong
a gargantually huge beeing

hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.
By Beckie
Kongs

This place reminds me of the Kongs
By Fancie
Konging

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
By Aime