The philosophy of the
Doofus. The
doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the
doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity
peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.
Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while
Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal
chuckling at your own jokes (
God knows, no one else will).
