Define Double J Meaning

blowing your load while recieving a lapdance at a strip club..

a female who likes brandt wang inserted forcefully into her baby maker

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

A crazy group of four teenagers that have nothing better to do than hang around in an art room after school drawing random shit and crazy fantasy puke on the board then signing it "L double M J" and ditching.

A double bourbon and ginger ale. It's a popular drink during warm months and is classically made with Jim Bean.

When an elderly person has the food jitters and is hungry on

hot day which makes them angry and also causes road rage.

(Jitters, hot, and hungry)

A cool boy with glasses that match his bike and initials are JSJ