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Define Douchetard Meaning

Douchetard
A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
By Sarine
Douchetard
An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
By Ibby
Douchetard
A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
By Eleen
Douchetard
Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard
By Ray
Douchetard
a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...
By Hedvig
Douchetard
One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!
By Melosa
Douchetard
An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.
By Flossy
Douchetard
The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.

Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
By Peggy
Douchetarded
Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
By Ursulina
Douchetard
A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
By Carolann