the official scale used to measure the amount of
douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least
douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp:
dance 360)
man, that ride be so
whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is
so gay, he must be a douchitude of
24