person 1: "i had a dream abput me boyfriend last night,"
person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "
bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"
1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
***
*blood
spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre
eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
