Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be
torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink
boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the
flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.