An ancient being that dwells within a deep
cavern filled with
granulated sugar. The walls of its lair are plastered with glazed pictures of the album cover for "
Certified Lover Boy" by the Canadian rapper Drake.
Aye, I'd rather not go down that path if I were you. My sister's friend's cousin saw
the Duck Man of Cringe roamin those parts a few days ago.
Oh yeah, Dave was a good man indeed. But he let his greed get the best of him and tried to
theive the sugar from the cave of
The Duck Man of Cringe, which he ultimately failed in doing so.
