A city with a population of around 90,000. Minorities beware:
Duluth hates you. Even as a mix, I didn't get by. The water there kicks ass, it's so pure. The youth is a depressing sight because they've all become victim to mindless trends, social habits, and lifestyles (such as the unbelievably successive Emo-life), except for a select few, such as James Ross. There is a White Castle at the edge of Duluth on the way to Minneapolis, which is a must. Duluth is known for notable amounts of snow and very cold weather. Sailing is popular, and in the winter, Icefishing. Unforunately, Duluth rubs shoulders with Superior, the ultimate ghetto of Wisconsin.
Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.
The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's
Congdon, and
East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy
Rosary (known to locals as
HORO, and
Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's
The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other
private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and
radicals as scholars.
Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.
Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of
the restaurants serve good food.
Staying Safe in
duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in
the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the
God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.
Wisconsin Guy 1 - "Hey man, wanna
cross over to
Duluth, Minnesota and freeze our asses off?"
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "
Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."
