DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical
wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour
the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of
Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just
blow your mind?"
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
