Typical Chat
on E Harmony.
(Internet Chat)
Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds
to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(
Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just
take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
