Define Eastchester Meaning

Eastchester
A town in westchester where stupid closed minded guido's think they are in the mob or think that they are black(wiggers love to yell out DIPSET or G-G-G-Gunit at school), who also like to walk like penguins with their feet out. They also like to wear armani exchange and act gay. Some seriously dangerous WHITE gangs you should look out for are the "E-thugz"-sophmores now and they go around smoking cigarettes and pretending to be black. After that, you have the most hardcore gang "The Family or La Familia" which is supposed to be an italian based gang, but is run by an irish kid named Jesse. Well then, this town is full of wiggers and they do nothing and are going to live in this town for the rest of thier lives because they are pieces of shits.

"Yo Sal, ehhhh you get dat fuucckiin mattth tesst" "Nah, tony i gots it a little bit later"
"Yo, BRO you see see da new fuuckin honda, it's the bomb bro"
"E-thugz, yeah i hear they have good dental"
"eh, you fucking pyzone goomba"
By Linzy
Eastchester
I have 3 words that describe Eastchester in a nutshell:sluts and guidos.
Eastchester is a pretty small town where people hang out after school at Dunkin Donuts drinking coolatas and in the summer walking around Lake Isle, the pool. I live in the small part of Eastchester by Tuckahoe Schools, and everyone there is friendly and no one tries to be a bitch or a guido. But once you get close to Eastchester High and Middle School all you see are popped collars galore. The girls dress as if their walking around in underwear and I know some guys are drooling listening to this now, but don't. If your a genuine good guy don't get into these groups of guys and girls. I have to admit some people there are nice, yet most of the population at this school are not. They wear skimpy outfits that leave nothing to the imagination and either have their hair perfectly straight of scrunched with about a gallon of gel and hairspray. The boys there are mostly all guidos. Except for the skaters and normal guys, every boy has a fancy car and his hair gelled high. Although they call thenselves "g's" and the "n" word, they are far from it when you hear the blasting rap music coming out of their BMW.

1)Eastchester boys:"We're GANGSTAASS"

By Emogene
Eastchester

By Brana
Eastchester
wasteland, whop-ville, greaser city, dead zone, suburbia, boring mother fucking place, the most closed-minded ignorant location on the planet earth.

i refuse to live in eastchester any longer than i have to.
By Aleta
Eastchester
There were two black people in the entire school when I went to Eastchester High School. That tells you something.

By Eolande
Eastchester
A suburb of New York located 5 miles north of the Bronx. Kids here think they are "ghetto" yet they drive fancy Jettas that nobody in the ghetto could possibly afford.

I was the only Jew in Eastchester and very bitter about it.
By Roanne
Eastchester
A town in New York which welcomes every version of BMW and Mercedes cars on the market. These cars are usually driven by italian princesses and guidos, bought fully by their parents. You can find a majority of guidos hanging out at the local gas station Exxon, which attracts all the guidos like moths to a bright light at night. Most girls seen in this town are mindless bitches that want to get "crunked" with their asshole boyfriends who regularly beat them and call them sluts, when ironically the guys are the reason why they're sluts to begin with. Just look for Honda Civics and the Acura CL 3.2-S and you'll find most of these girls. If you start to develop a Bronx accent out of nowhere, you've been in this town for too long. We're all white, but somehow we're "niggas." Cops in this town have nothing better to do than bother teens who just want to chill, rather than bust real crime. You will get arrested for basically anything, and you can't even sit in your car in the middle of the day without a cop saying "Either you leave, or I'll give you a ticket for your tinted windows." They also make outrageous claims that you have "illegal headlight covers" on your car, when in fact you have stock headlights that you have never touched.

Shaawwtaaaayyy!!!
G-UNIT!!!
Bitch get in ma caaa!!
By Charlot
Eastchester
A NY suburb of 99% Bronx-Italian expatriates. Often believes The Bronx is the capital of the world.

By Jodee
Eastchester
Town in Westchester, NY that thinks they are the shit. The town is divided into two main classes. You have the people who think they are black yet hate black people with a passion and are as white as a piece of paper. Then there are the skaters who are often seen hanging out in front of Stop and Shop, Blockbuster, Exxon and in the lot behind the Eastchester library. Both classes are stoners and drunks that get fucked up every day. Often seen feuding with people from their rival and superior neighbor Tuckahoe.

You know the town is weak when it takes 40 of their guys to take on 10 from another town like Tuckahoe.

The people in the town are the definition of wigger.

I bet you $100 to find one person in that town that doesnt drink or smoke.
By Doralynn
Eastchester
eastchester is a town full of fricken guidos. everyone wears either american eagle, hollister, abercrombie, and all of those other gay "preppy" clothes. about 99% of the town is fricken italian. i'm the only puerto rican in this whole town! the italians in this town who think that they are on top of it all drive mercedes and fricken escalades. there is nothing to do in this town and all the kids are the same. white, italian, guido, or prep. that is all of the classes of eastchester. and the kids who try to be ghetto, drive around their parents' benz and blast loud rap music like they are from the ghetto. please, they are all a bunch of italian rich kids. they dont know rap. i hope aliens take over this god damn town, because i cant take it nomore

ITALIAN 1: hey friend, after school, do you want to like go to like american eagle and spend like $200 of our parents' money?
ITALIAN 2: sure, like that will like be great. then afterwards, we can go to starbucks and spend like $7 on like a cup of coffee. my mom can give us a ride in her shiny escalade.
ITALIAN 1: sounds like fun!!! man, Eastchester is so great. i'm going to have to tell my dad to exchange his mercedes truck to get a new escalade so i can be just like you
By Carine